Today is a day for ultimatums.

Blizzard Entertainment!

I, Benor, am a loyal, paying customer for your game, World of Warcraft. It has been enjoyable, though not perfect. It has its share of flaws, among them a maddening number of ingredients for higher level trade items, and a lack of anything to do at 60 but PvP battles and epic armor set gathering. Be that as it may, I have still enjoyed your game, and continue to enjoy it.

However!

You must amend your duelling function to allow another kind of personal fight!

I speak not of assassinations, or boxing, or any formal form of dissent. No, I speak to a much more fundamental need.

Brawling!

In a game where any character may walk into a tavern, order a truly staggering amount of whiskey, and then drink every drop in the space of a second, why can they not try to indulge their sudden loss of inhibition? Nay, they are required to 'duel' instead.

Drunken men do not duel! They brawl! They remove all manner of encumbrance, bring out their fists, and try to beat the other into a bloody pulp!

Until you make this change, I will be decidedly unpleasant towards any representatives that I encounter. I will not raise havoc or disrupt others in their enjoyment, but my politeness shall attain a level of forcedness and deliberately -ill concealed resentment.

You have been warned!